Where Lost Souls Wander...

We went to check out Nossi today. I took pictures. I'd post them, but it's just too depressing. The so-called college if located within a strip mall. Sad. Once we got the "grand" tour, we had to talk to this principle/dean type person. At one point, she asked us, "What do you think of the place?" As Ana adn I sat there trying not to laugh, Brittney answered her. Thank God for her! :)

Journalism is my true passion. Here I come New York. That's where all dreams come true!

The day wasn't a total bust. We got to go to Opry Mills. I bought Nickleback "All The Right Reasons," two wristbands from Hot Topic reading, "Umbrella Corporation" and "Zombie Repellant," with a pic of shotgun shells. And a sticker that says, "Join The Dark Side." Yeah, baby. Britt got her music, which she'll talk about on her page, I'm sure. But, Anabelle, oh no. She didn't buy anything. Except lunch, of course.

I started SH3 over. Screw it! I can't beat that damn god on hard mode. It's impossible, I tell you!! I'm trying it on easy. If I don't get it this time, I'll give up for a few months, and later I'll find the game sitting in my drawer and I'll think "Wow, Silent Hill! I haven't played that for a while. That might be fun."

I'm off to explore the town that takes all.

Later.

I think I've finally figured out chemistry. About time too. I've spent nearly three hours on it, among other things.

I'm being very creative indeed. It's fun. I've created 13 icons so far. I think they're all cute, especially the one that's my userpic right now. If you can't read it, it says, Evil Pirate Fairy, in all caps.

Well, I'm going to goof off online some more.

Later.

By the way, the following pic is NOT by me. I hav no idea where I found it. It was created by some chic on some numerous Legend of Zelda fanart website that I just happened to come across. The fish are from the Zora tribe within Hyrule. LoZ is copyright Nintendo.

( Look! Pink Floyd! )

This is just too funny. I had to share it with ya'll.

9 Types of Boyfriends

Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the butt

Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

Lazybones - "Zzzzzz"
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams

The Sneak - "Who, me?"
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, Son of a Bitch
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--"
Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind
Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction


Cute(and convenient)!

I am going to be very creative and make a bunch of icons and drawings this week. The drawings will be at http://bioweaponsexpert.deviantart.com/ and I may post some of the icons here.

This is going to be short and sweet because I'm trying to do the Chemistry project she assigned us. My goal is to get all of the projects done this weekend, then I have all next week free. Sounds like a plan to me.

Idget, we missed you at school today. me and Ashley had a lot of fun. We made jokes about the whore rally at the end of the day. It was so great. Ashley es muy comica. :)

Ana, I have a favor to ask. I'll email you. PLEASE check your email soon. I'll do it right after I'm done here.

I guess that's all. Except, congrats to Britt. She's happy again! YAH!

I'm gone. Later.

Mrs. Lewis is vile! She's worst than Mrs. Corely. I'll admit that Mrs. Corely is a great Spanish teacher, the best they could have found, in fact. But as a person, she's a total bitch. Mrs. Lewis however. I can't stand her. I'm definitely not taking Pre-Cal next year. No way could I suffer through another year with her. (I thought that about Corely, but I had no choice in the matter.) I'll tough it out in college with my first round of Pre-Cal. Of course, if I go to Nossi, I won't have to even worry about math, so Yah!

Ana, watch out for this new fucker that has joined Deviantart. Username: ~mOuse-- What a jerk. He/she keeps sending me annoying comments. I cussed him out. Not sure what he/she thinks the use of it is. Probably just to be annoying.

On to better things, I have an awesome idea for my string art project in Geometry. Resident Evil theme, of course. I've got to look up the Chemistry thing. Gag! The one due after fall break.

Can't wait. One week of freedom. Booyah!

Not looking forward to school tomorrow. (Who is?) I have to stay after school for the math part of the ACT prep classes. I don't want to, but I know I'll need the help in Geometry.

Later.

LOL... check this out. #3 is my personal favorite. Most of you can guess why!


Things You Don't Say to a Cop

The Top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over:

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?


I'm busy surfing the net and playing on Photo Studio (getting stuff together for my next story). Very occupied.

Luego, amigas y amigo. Estoy ocupada. Chao.

The on-going war of Ninjas/Pirates isn't scheduled to end any time soon. So far, it's 4 to 2. Ninjas have me (of course, I am the immortal_ninja afterall), Chris, Sam, and Jon Mark. The Pirates (BOOOO!!) have Wendy and Anabelle. *cheers* We're winning! Yah! Please, if you like, comment with your favored choice. *coughs* "Ninjas!"

Who's cooler/better? Ninjas or Pirates?

On to greater things...

English book reports due tomorrow!! I'm so glad. My poster has been sitting on the kitchen table for a little over a month now. It's cool. Be anticipating seeing it tomorrow morning, if the stupid cheese wagon can get me to school on time for once this week.

Planning to go play tennis with Curtis this Saturday. Hopefully, but not going to stress over it. It probably won't happen. Afterall, my movements are all stalked by the Queen of Bitches, my mother.

Later.

I spent four hours washing my baby (Explorer) yesterday. It looks absolutely spectacular. Thank you very much. I'm as bad as a guy in that respect. I swear, half the crap I washed off that car had to ba as old as the car itself. Had to be. I didn't learn how to change the oil or anything "techincal" like that, but as soon as my parents get home, I get to go driving. Yah!!

Being able to drive...No scratch that. Having your own car is the greatest feeling ever. You have property that is just yours. You have somewhere to escape to that's all yours. It's great. I think I'm a little high from all the chemicals I used to wash the car.

Later.

I have my OWN CAR!!! I mean, it doesn't look like much on the inside, but on the outside. It glitters like the sun. Man, I'm lovin' this. I won't be able to drive to school for a while because it's as hard as hell to drive a straight-shift. My mom started me off learning yesterday. It resulted in four major tire tracks in the yard, and I killed the car at least a dozen times.

Also, I must say this. You haven't TRULY ridden in a car until you've been in a Mustang.

I leave you now. I have to go learn everything about MY car. Mostly, changing the oil.

Later.

Joey's Mustang is in! He left to pick it up a few minutes ago. I'll be driving to school in another week or so. I have to be "trained" in the Explorer first. Yeah, also, my mom wants me to basically suck up before she'll teach me to drive the Explorer. If she thinks I'm going to kiss her ass, she's got another think comin'. My God.

 

Having a great day off. Complete freedom.

 

I started playing RE:O2 again last night. I, as usual, was yelled at because I was getting too agressive. So I scream at the TV every few minutes because I have to waste an entire clip of ammo and a combo herb (green, red, and blue mixed) to save my partner's ass because, God forbid, he should do something right. *Breathe* I'm fine now.

 

I found a cute website, thanks to some chic on Deviant.   http://www.pinkland.net/garden.htm   Cuteness!

 

Vader!

We've got to tell Chris (since he's never on here) about his TV show that me adn Brittany came up with. It's called "That's Gay," guest staring Senora Corley!

Coming to a television near you this fall on NBC!

This is my new favorite saying:

--A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun."--

I think it goes along with, --A REAL friend will help you move bodies.--

Anyhoo..."Lost" comes on tonight. Can't wait! Jonathan, your quizzes are screwed up. The "How Blonde Are You?" said I was the same as you. Whatever.

Does anyone has 2nd lunch tomorrow? I've got Ms. Caputo for the lunch period. Gag! It's my perfect dream. Extra time with her.

I'm off.

At 6:45 tonight I should, if all goes well, be at the drive-in with Brittany, Sam, and Aims. I can't even drive myself. My mom has to go with me or I can't go. Forget about the fact that I have a license. Forget the fact that in a few weeks I'll be driving myself to school ALONE everyday. Why the HELL can't I drive myself to the movies? I'm not even leaving Woodbury for crying out loud. Everyone else's parents let them go out alone. Why am I the only one that isn't trusted?

I think it's a universal truth that all mothers are bitches. The fathers are awesome, and couldn't care less what you did as long as you didn't show up pregnant one day before you were even out of high school.

Why? Why can't anything ever be simple? Why are we trapped in this hell-hole of a town? Why are we forced to live without trust? Why aren't we free to make our own decisions? Why are every single one of our moves watched and recorded with the at most precision as if we are hardened criminals?

Why can't we just be free?

"To be or not to be? That is the question." Shakespeare, Hamlet

I can't wait for THIS week to be OVER!!

Suprise, suprise! No Geometry homework! We didn't even start a new lesson. That's hott!
Spanish sucked, as did every other class of the day except for Drama (of course). I love that class. Ms. Burger is awesome.

Nothing new to report other than I have no homework tonight. "Lost" last night was so awesome. "Joey" adn "CSI" the original, start tonight. Can't wait.

Is anyone wlse dressing up for Halloween day? Monday? Just curious, but I don't want to be the only one in our clan of friends to dress up. I mean, if you guys won't, well then, screw ya'll!

I'm nice! :)

Okay, I was shopping all day Saturday. I went to Hot Topic (with my mom. I still don't have a car of my own, but even then I probably couldn't go alone.) One RPD-S.T.A.R.S. track jacket--$40, One Crow & Zombie arm shirt--$18, Beret--$12, Pair of brand new brown leather boots--$45, Having a closet full of RE clothes--pricelss! :)

I also got Halloween presents for everyone. What's the spending limit? $15? I know Brittney spent at least that on me last year because of the RE:Apocalypse CD. Well, I hope you two will like your gifts. They were expensive, but I'll probably give you guys some cash to go with them. Anyway, I also bought the Art of Amy Brown books, Volume I and II, from Hot Topic. Other than EB, this is my new favorite store. Then we ventured to EB and I got Burnout 4: Revenge.

At about five we went to Cracker Barrel to eat supper with the rest of the family. Then on the way home, I wrecked my mom's car...It was really just a scratch (I hit our mailbox!) but the way I was being cussed out, I might as well have totaled it! Yeah, I was very tired last night. I probably won't ever drive her car again, and just because of one little scratch.

I finished my Crucible poster Friday night. I did it all at once. It looks, if I do say so myself, DAMN good! :) I colored the entire thing with colored pencils, and by the end of the night when I finished, (I started at eight, finished at ten-thirty) my hand was so cramped up, it was THE CLAW! And for Homecoming, I plan to dress up as someone from RE (of course), but the entire outfit I bought is really normal except for the hat. So it's really just an excuse to wear the hat!

Anyway...how has everyone else's weekend been so far?

Rock Star: INXS comes on tonight. I'm rooting for Marty and Mig only now. Screw the rest of 'em. They got rid of Jordis. Anyway, it's on after Big Brother 6, which is good for now because the Jedi's rule the house instead of the nerd herd. Janelle has HOH this week, so tonight either lesbo Ivette or bitchy Maggie goes home. I pray to God that it's Maggie. Then all Janelle has to do is win the power of veto next week and she's in the final two. If she goes there with April, she'll definitely win.

Anyhoo, I have so much homework (not tonight, just in general). I have to finish reading "Medea," write the report over it, and memorize my lines all for Drama. Then I have to design a poster for English over "The Crucible." Lucky for me, I have a fast brain that processes well. I already have a layout, phrase, and color scheme decided. All I have to do is put it on paper.

I'm off to watch the last few minutes of King of the Hill before I have to continue reading. Medea is actually very good.

I am know having fun creating my own icons with the help of the scanner and the numerous pictures of fanart I've jacked over the years!

Yo! I'm bioweaponsexpert at Deviantart. Come visit me!

 

I'm working on uploading the "Willow" pic I mentioned a few days ago. So far I'm having several "technical difficulties," including the fact that I have to wash my Dad's truck. It was the only way he would hook up the scanner. Oh, well. You learn to pick your battles. :)

 

I found the "Garnet Puppet" pic and printed it off. I love it. I also found several others that I liked, especially the one below. I'd post them all, but lately my LJ has become an art page. >.<

 

 

Yeah, baby!

OBI!!!!

I got this at Elfwood. link to his gallery http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/fanq/r/s/rsmlittrell3/obi_wankenobi01cr.jpg.html

 

 

Need I say more?

I SO got a gallery of my own at deviantArt. Fucking Elfwood rejected me. Screw them. I'm at the same place as Anabelle now. Once I get the scanner hooked up and pictures uploaded, I'll post the address to my gallery here. KK?

I got all CD's copied. Yah me! You'll get them Monday with $2 extra. I was able to do them the short way after all.

I found "Medea" by Euripides online today. It's the play I have to read for Drama. It's twenty-five pages long, and I've only read the first three. I could not be any more confused.
Hopefully, I'll figure it out.

It still sucks because I can't go to the movies this weekend. Samantha, Brittany, Amy, and Brandy are all going to see "Red Eye." I'm forbidden! Whatever.
I'll probably be working on all of my school projects this weekend. I mean, since I have nothing better to do.

That's it.